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This programme contains some strong
language and scenes which
some viewers may find upsetting.

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One of the more persistent cliches
of the police procedural

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is that the new partner
always winds up dead.

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And here I am.

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that trope.

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Well, I'm not living any more.

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And I'm not a cliche, I hope.

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But my story...

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..well...
HE CHUCKLES

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..it's as old as time itself.

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TAPPING ON WINDOW

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Can I come in?

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Hands are full.

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HE SIGHS

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Hurry up, it's freezing!

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Here you are.

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Have you sugared it?
I put a sweetener in.

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A sweetener? Yes!

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Do you want Type 2 diabetes?

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Trust me to get saddled with
Varney the vegan.

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I'm only thinking
about your blood pressure.

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When I did stakeouts with Dobbo,
we'd have Red Bulls,

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tin of Quality Street,
full stack of Pringles.

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You get two good pisses
in one of them tubes.

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Handy for when you were
doing undercover work.

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That sounds very unsanitary.

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Never did me any harm.

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I dread to think what you put
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HE CHUCKLES

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By the way,
I'm not a fully paid-up vegan.

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I'm more of a flexitarian.

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I do eat meat
about once a month.

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Bloody hell, Ronald McDonald.

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Hey, did you know, in Uruguay,
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No, I didn't.
Well, you do now, so...

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..think on.

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Brothers and sisters
have I none,

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but that man's father
is my father's son.

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Who am I talking about?
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Did I?

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Yeah.

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It's your son.

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Oh... Correct.

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You must miss him.

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Who? Dobson.

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We had our fair share of
arguments.

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What, grumpier than...

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..most coppers?

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He was very different to you,
put it that way.

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Did you see anyone? Nah.

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I saw a fox.

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Heard an owl.

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Some bats.

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Well, no-one's going to be
dealing drugs

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with us sat here in a patrol car,
are they?

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I thought they used
unmarked cars for stakeouts.

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We're a deterrent.

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That's what Control said.

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vandalism, apparently.

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Probably just Goths.

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They come over from Leeds.

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You got a copy of the report?
I'd quite like to read it.

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The one that makes it sells it.

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The one that buys it
never uses it.

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that he's using it. What is it?

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Say it again.

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The one that makes it sells it.

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The one that buys it
never uses it.

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The one that uses it never knows
that he's using it. What is it?

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It's usually a towel.

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Nope. Give up?

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Yeah.

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A coffin.

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Think about it.

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The one that buys it never
uses it... Yep.

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Yep. It's very clever.

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I know you do.

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It's 20 years doing this.

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You've got to keep your mind
occupied.

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Keep the dark thoughts at bay.

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Ah... Excuse me.

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VARNEY SNIFFS

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Oh, Jesus!
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Chicken tikka masala.
Do you want some?

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No. Could you put the lid on it
or eat it outside the vehicle?

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Always better after a few days.
The flavours really come out.

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Please, Thomo, I'm really
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All right, fine.

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Ugh...

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It's just summat to do, innit?

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Did they offer you
any counselling after...

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..what happened?

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They did, yeah, but I never went.

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Why not?

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I don't know, I...

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I...

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Go on.

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I...

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..spy with my little eye...

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..something beginning with...

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..S-W.

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Steering wheel.

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Yeah, correct. Your go.

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All right, I've got a game for
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..FortunatelyUnfortunately?

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No. Go on, how do you play?

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Well, we tell a story

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and one of us begins every
sentence with "fortunately",

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and the other one counters it
with "unfortunately".

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"Fortunately,
I won the lottery today."

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And I'll say, "Unfortunately,
I lost the ticket."

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Oh, right, go on.

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Sounds good. You go first.

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Fortunately, I found
the ticket in my jeans pocket.

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I'd just washed my jeans,

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so the ticket was ruined.

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Fortunately, uh, the newsagent I
bought the ticket from had a copy.

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Unfortunately, it was the national
lottery of Zimbabwe,

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so the ticket was worth £3.50.

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to collect my winnings.

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Unfortunately, the plane crashed.

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Fortunately, we were washed
up on a desert island

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with a beautiful native girl.

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Unfortunately, she was a cannibal.

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Fortunately,
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Unfortunately, she was
a flexitarian vegan cannibal.

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She ate meat once a month.

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Fortunately, my partner came
to rescue me.

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Unfortunately,
my partner was killed.

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He had his throat slit right there
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He had a wife and two kids.

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Another one on the way.

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And I was in a takeaway
waiting for poppadums.

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Fortunately, you're a strong
person and you...

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..can move on
and keep helping others.

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I realise now I should have let
you do the fortunatelys.

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I heard he was...
I don't want to talk about it.

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HE YAWNS

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Excuse me!

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Did you not sleep?

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No, course not.

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Had the bell going all day.

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Did you?
Yeah, was dead to the world.

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You've just got to
get into a routine.

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Yeah, well, you haven't got
teenagers

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stomping up and down
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All right, top five character
tropes in police dramas.

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The quirky pathologist.

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The rookie cop
who faints at his first autopsy.

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The grizzled boss who's really got
a heart of gold.

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solve one last case

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before he retires.

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And the new partner
who ruffles his feathers,

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but ultimately earns his
respect. Very good!

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Right...

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BEEPING

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BEEPING STOPS

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OVER RADIO: Oscar Nine,
Oscar Nine from Control.

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Over.

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Control, this is Oscar Nine.
Over.

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Oscar Nine,
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Over. Control, this is Special
Constable Varney.

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My partner is currently
on a comfort break. Over.

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Say again? Over.

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Constable Thompson is...

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..going tinkles. Over.

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Over.

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That is correct. Over.

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Oscar Nine, any movement in the
suspect's flat?

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Over.

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Uh...

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Not that I can see. Over.

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And no unusual activity
on the dockside? Over.

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Uh... It's all quiet. Over.

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Well, hold your position
in the car park.

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We have intel he might be on the
move in the next few minutes.

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Over.

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Will do. Out.

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BEEPING

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BEEPING STOPS

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It's colder than a polar bear's
arsehole out there.

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Oh... Surprised it didn't
come out as ice cubes.

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Thomo, what are we actually
doing here, exactly?

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Well, what do you mean?
We're on a stakeout.

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we're meant to be looking for?

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Why do you ask? Because I'm
a police constable

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and I want to know
what I'm doing here.

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You're a SPECIAL constable,

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which basically means you're
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So we're not meant to be
at the docks, then?

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Course we're not meant
to be at the docks.

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Why do you mention docks?

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You're twisting my melon, man.

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Oscar Nine,
Oscar Nine from Control.

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a sighting? Over.

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Yes, yes, Control.

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This is Oscar Nine,
we are in pursuit. Over.

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Right, get the docks up
on your Google maps.

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What's going on? Just do it!

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Control, Control from Oscar Nine.

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Request airborne surveillance.

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The suspect is in camouflage gear
and is really hard to spot.

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Over. Oscar Nine from Control,
request received.

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Call you back. Out.

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I'm not lying to 'em.

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We're on our way, aren't we?

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Turn left.

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Thomo, I respect your seniority,

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but you've got to tell me
what's going on.

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There's meant to be
a big drop happening tonight

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16 boxes of angel dust smuggled in
some indoor barbecues, apparently.

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So why have we been
staking out a graveyard?!

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Oscar Nine,
Oscar Nine from Control.

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What is your position? Over.

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suspect is currently head...

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..heading south on...

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HE GARBLES

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Over. Oscar Nine, you are Romeo
One. Say again?

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Dobbo was buried in that graveyard.

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It was his grave
that was vandalised.

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I wanted to be there
in case the fucker came back.

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Why?! Because I believe whoever
did it

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They're mocking me.

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I'm going to go over
Welling Bridge.

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No, no, no, it says to
go through the estate.

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What do you mean, it says?
It's miles quicker!

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No, well, it...
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It's not! I can see it
with me own eyes! Go left.

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Ridiculous.

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And what if they find out, Thomo?
What happens to us?

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They're not going to find out,
are they?

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Are you?

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Are you?!

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No.

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But why didn't you say anything?

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Don't you trust me?

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Fuckin' hell, I think that's him.

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Where's me curry?

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I got rid of it!

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Do you want salmonella?

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We're going to get suspended,
aren't we? Dereliction of duty.

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Yeah, it's him.

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Right, I'll now approach on foot.
No!

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Radio through our position
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Don't worry,
I won't do anything stupid.

263
00:16:26,020 --> 00:16:27,580
Thomo, no.

264
00:16:34,980 --> 00:16:38,100
Control, Control,
this is Oscar Nine. Over.

265
00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:39,980
Oscar Nine, go ahead. Over.

266
00:16:39,980 --> 00:16:42,980
Control, we are on Hedden Road, we
have the subject in our sights.

267
00:16:42,980 --> 00:16:44,900
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268
00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:47,540
Oscar Nine, received.
Backup on the way. Over.

269
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,380
Control, nothing more. Out.

270
00:17:36,860 --> 00:17:40,220
OVER RADIO: I'll tell you what,
I'm starting my diet on Monday.

271
00:17:40,220 --> 00:17:41,660
I'm knackered.

272
00:17:46,020 --> 00:17:47,780
Where are you?

273
00:17:47,780 --> 00:17:51,380
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up the side of dog-shit alley.

274
00:17:51,380 --> 00:17:52,940
Can you see him?

275
00:17:52,940 --> 00:17:54,420
Yeah.

276
00:17:54,420 --> 00:17:56,580
He's having a fag.

277
00:17:56,580 --> 00:17:58,940
Backup's on the way.

278
00:18:03,940 --> 00:18:07,340
You mustn't blame yourself
for what happened to DC Dobson.

279
00:18:08,820 --> 00:18:10,900
You could never have stopped it.

280
00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:12,780
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281
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:16,020
I don't need counselling.

282
00:18:20,460 --> 00:18:22,420
At least he was a good cop,
though, yeah?

283
00:18:22,420 --> 00:18:24,780
Wasn't on the take,
or anything.

284
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:29,460
Oh, hang on, hang on.
Something's happening.

285
00:18:29,460 --> 00:18:30,820
What?

286
00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:32,660
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287
00:18:34,860 --> 00:18:36,420
I need to get a bit closer.

288
00:18:36,420 --> 00:18:38,460
Code 10-3 from now on.

289
00:18:38,460 --> 00:18:39,740
Mission!

290
00:18:43,820 --> 00:18:45,340
GUNSHOT

291
00:18:45,340 --> 00:18:47,340
GUNSHOTS

292
00:18:49,700 --> 00:18:51,580
Control, Control.
This is Oscar Nine.

293
00:18:51,580 --> 00:18:53,100
Urgent call. Over.

294
00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:55,220
Oscar Nine, go ahead. Over.

295
00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:56,540
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296
00:18:56,540 --> 00:18:59,780
I say again, shots fired.
Where's the backup? Over.

297
00:18:59,780 --> 00:19:02,260
Oscar Nine,
backup is two minutes away.

298
00:19:02,260 --> 00:19:03,980
Two minutes away. Over.

299
00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:11,220
Oscar Nine,
do not approach suspect.

300
00:19:11,220 --> 00:19:12,980
Please acknowledge. Over.

301
00:19:15,380 --> 00:19:17,460
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Over.

302
00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:24,860
Oscar Nine from Control.

303
00:19:24,860 --> 00:19:27,100
Instruction -
do not approach suspect.

304
00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:30,140
Backup is on its way.
Please acknowledge. Over.

305
00:19:30,140 --> 00:19:32,260
GUNSHOTS

306
00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:52,740
HE EXHALES

307
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:56,700
HE BREATHES DEEPLY

308
00:20:00,780 --> 00:20:02,340
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309
00:20:12,140 --> 00:20:14,140
I got you a chai latte.

310
00:20:14,140 --> 00:20:15,900
Why?

311
00:20:15,900 --> 00:20:18,420
It's important to try new things.

312
00:20:18,420 --> 00:20:20,260
Is it good for my blood pressure?

313
00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:21,780
Not particularly.

314
00:20:24,780 --> 00:20:26,340
Cheers.

315
00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:31,620
Oof!

316
00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:33,860
It's like drinking a mince pie.

317
00:20:34,940 --> 00:20:36,860
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318
00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:40,420
All the others are in the pub
celebrating a record haul.

319
00:20:40,420 --> 00:20:43,460
You had about six pints
lined up. Why me?

320
00:20:43,460 --> 00:20:46,620
It was you who took 'em down.
Never seen owt like it.

321
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:50,020
It's a good job you were
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322
00:20:50,020 --> 00:20:52,540
It's because I don't eat Pringles.

323
00:20:52,540 --> 00:20:55,500
Well, I owe you a beer anyway.

324
00:20:57,900 --> 00:21:00,740
Unfortunately, I don't drink
alcohol either.

325
00:21:00,740 --> 00:21:05,140
Fortunately, they serve
tomato juice.

326
00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:07,980
Unfortunately, special constables
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327
00:21:07,980 --> 00:21:11,140
Fortunately, you'll soon be
offered a promotion.

328
00:21:11,140 --> 00:21:13,780
Unfortunately, I'll turn it down.

329
00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:18,300
I'm a bit too long in the tooth
for all that. Well...

330
00:21:18,300 --> 00:21:20,620
..you saved my life.

331
00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:22,180
Fortunately.

332
00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:24,700
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333
00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:29,460
It means I'm going to be sat in here
listening to you do riddles again,

334
00:21:29,460 --> 00:21:31,940
unfortunately. Correct.

335
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:36,100
Actually, I'm giving up
on all that.

336
00:21:36,100 --> 00:21:38,420
It was just a distraction technique.

337
00:21:40,740 --> 00:21:43,140
I'm starting counselling tomorrow.

338
00:21:43,140 --> 00:21:45,740
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yoga classes.

339
00:21:45,740 --> 00:21:48,580
So you've obviously got
under my skin.

340
00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:52,700
Trope number five - tick!

341
00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:54,420
HE CHUCKLES

342
00:21:56,020 --> 00:21:57,340
Anything to report?

343
00:21:57,340 --> 00:21:58,820
Nah.

344
00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:03,140
I thought I saw someone
hanging round by the car

345
00:22:03,140 --> 00:22:06,140
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I didn't see anyone.

346
00:22:06,140 --> 00:22:08,420
Must have been a trick of the light.

347
00:22:10,220 --> 00:22:13,020
I hope you don't mind,
but, um,

348
00:22:13,020 --> 00:22:14,980
I was reading your case notes.

349
00:22:16,140 --> 00:22:20,580
You were the last person
to see Dobson alive. Yeah.

350
00:22:20,580 --> 00:22:22,700
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351
00:22:24,460 --> 00:22:26,060
Awful.

352
00:22:26,060 --> 00:22:28,620
And you said his grave was
vandalised.

353
00:22:28,620 --> 00:22:31,780
Mm, yeah. They dug it up,
smashed the lid in.

354
00:22:31,780 --> 00:22:33,180
It was horrible.

355
00:22:33,180 --> 00:22:35,780
Do you think whoever did it
was looking for something?

356
00:22:35,780 --> 00:22:38,940
<font color="
None of it makes any sense.

357
00:22:40,940 --> 00:22:44,020
I believe the murder weapon went
missing from forensics.

358
00:22:45,940 --> 00:22:47,380
Did it?

359
00:22:49,020 --> 00:22:50,420
You know it did.

360
00:22:50,420 --> 00:22:51,740
You've got it down there.

361
00:22:51,740 --> 00:22:55,340
What are you playing at, Thomo?
I don't trust 'em.

362
00:22:56,620 --> 00:22:59,460
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I wanted a second opinion.

363
00:22:59,460 --> 00:23:01,820
I gave it to a mate of mine
who ran some tests on it.

364
00:23:01,820 --> 00:23:03,460
He said it was an antique.

365
00:23:03,460 --> 00:23:05,580
A rare Victorian stiletto blade.

366
00:23:05,580 --> 00:23:07,500
And how did that get there, eh?

367
00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:10,500
You can't take the law
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368
00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:12,980
It's only been a month.
Let them do their job.

369
00:23:14,780 --> 00:23:18,100
Why are you so fucking
interested all of a sudden?

370
00:23:18,100 --> 00:23:19,380
I want to help you.

371
00:23:23,660 --> 00:23:26,540
Are you wearing a wire? What?!

372
00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:28,700
Who are you?

373
00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:31,100
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374
00:23:31,100 --> 00:23:34,020
If you're wearing a wire,
I swear to God...

375
00:23:34,020 --> 00:23:35,260
Get off! What are you doing?

376
00:23:35,260 --> 00:23:38,020
Well, go on, show me, then!
There, look! Look!

377
00:23:38,020 --> 00:23:39,100
There!

378
00:23:39,100 --> 00:23:41,220
Calm down!

379
00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:43,020
I'm on your side!

380
00:23:45,020 --> 00:23:46,540
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381
00:23:48,300 --> 00:23:50,540
I'm not thinking straight.

382
00:23:50,540 --> 00:23:52,500
I've not been sleeping.

383
00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:54,380
I keep seeing his face.

384
00:23:54,380 --> 00:23:56,460
Whose? Dobbo's.

385
00:23:59,340 --> 00:24:01,660
I can't lay it to rest. I...

386
00:24:01,660 --> 00:24:05,020
At least, coming here, I feel like
I'm doing something.

387
00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:08,620
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388
00:24:11,220 --> 00:24:15,140
And for the record, no, I don't
think you killed your partner.

389
00:24:15,140 --> 00:24:17,780
I think it was one of
those random acts of violence

390
00:24:17,780 --> 00:24:19,300
that we see every day.

391
00:24:21,300 --> 00:24:24,380
Unless you were trying to feed him
that three-day-old curry.

392
00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:26,260
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393
00:24:30,980 --> 00:24:32,980
Oh, God, it's cold tonight.

394
00:24:32,980 --> 00:24:35,940
Do you want a...teabag?

395
00:24:35,940 --> 00:24:38,540
Nah, I've got me chai latte.

396
00:24:38,540 --> 00:24:40,660
No, hand-warmers.

397
00:24:40,660 --> 00:24:43,140
They heat up when you shake them.

398
00:24:43,140 --> 00:24:44,540
Oh, right.

399
00:24:47,900 --> 00:24:51,380
You're oxidising the iron by
producing an exothermic reaction.

400
00:24:54,980 --> 00:24:57,340
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suspicious from outside!

401
00:24:57,340 --> 00:24:59,340
BOTH CHUCKLE

402
00:24:59,340 --> 00:25:02,740
I used to have to look out for
things like this on Hampstead Heath

403
00:25:02,740 --> 00:25:04,740
when I was with the Met.

404
00:25:04,740 --> 00:25:08,460
I remember one time we saw this
Mini Cooper with its lights on...

405
00:25:08,460 --> 00:25:10,300
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406
00:25:16,300 --> 00:25:19,340
What was that?
Don't know. Branch, maybe?

407
00:25:32,020 --> 00:25:33,860
WHISPERS: Wait there.

408
00:25:41,340 --> 00:25:43,540
CLATTERING

409
00:25:56,980 --> 00:25:58,580
THUD

410
00:25:58,580 --> 00:26:00,060
SCRAPING

411
00:26:26,580 --> 00:26:28,740
KNOCK ON WINDOW
Can I come in?

412
00:26:28,740 --> 00:26:30,700
You scared the shit out of me!

413
00:26:30,700 --> 00:26:32,260
Yes!

414
00:26:35,540 --> 00:26:37,620
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415
00:26:37,620 --> 00:26:39,100
Nothing.

416
00:26:39,100 --> 00:26:41,260
I'm going mad.

417
00:26:41,260 --> 00:26:43,220
I just saw Dobbo again.

418
00:26:44,340 --> 00:26:46,180
He's probably just hungry.

419
00:26:48,300 --> 00:26:49,740
What?

420
00:26:50,780 --> 00:26:53,580
What are these
the top five tropes of?

421
00:26:53,580 --> 00:26:56,700
They sleep in the daytime.

422
00:26:56,700 --> 00:26:59,540
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423
00:26:59,540 --> 00:27:01,860
They have to be invited in.

424
00:27:03,020 --> 00:27:05,380
They can't bear the smell of garlic.

425
00:27:06,580 --> 00:27:08,140
And yes...

426
00:27:10,180 --> 00:27:12,380
..we cast no reflection.

427
00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:15,220
I know you didn't kill your partner.

428
00:27:17,340 --> 00:27:19,020
That was me.

429
00:27:20,540 --> 00:27:22,060
THOMO GRUNTS

430
00:27:22,060 --> 00:27:23,460
Argh! No!

431
00:27:23,460 --> 00:27:25,620
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432
00:27:25,620 --> 00:27:27,660
Stop!

433
00:27:27,660 --> 00:27:29,780
HE GURGLES

434
00:27:29,780 --> 00:27:31,340
HE WHEEZES

435
00:27:31,340 --> 00:27:34,220
HORN BEEPS

436
00:27:34,220 --> 00:27:36,100
SIREN WHOOPS

437
00:28:01,460 --> 00:28:02,500
BANG ON DOOR

438
00:28:02,500 --> 00:28:05,100
SCRAPING AND SCRATCHING

439
00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:10,380
Come in, my child.

440
00:28:10,380 --> 00:28:12,300
Enjoy your first feed.

441
00:28:15,580 --> 00:28:17,980
An eternity of them await you.

442
00:28:22,820 --> 00:28:25,700
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443
00:28:30,780 --> 00:28:33,060
HE GROWLS

444
00:28:33,060 --> 00:28:35,340
HE SNIFFS

445
00:28:35,340 --> 00:28:37,060
HE SNARLS

446
00:28:47,700 --> 00:28:49,380
HE ROARS

447
00:28:52,420 --> 00:28:56,500
One of the more persistent cliches
of the police procedural

448
00:28:56,500 --> 00:29:00,340
is that the new partner
always winds up dead.

449
00:29:02,260 --> 00:29:06,580
And here I am.
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450
00:29:06,580 --> 00:29:09,300
Well...I'm not living any more.

451
00:29:11,300 --> 00:29:13,340
But my story...

452
00:29:13,340 --> 00:29:17,180
..well,
it's as old as time itself.